PARANOIA A1 The Computer is Your Friend

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CITIZEN! MANDATORY ORIENTATION STARTS HERE.

The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer wants citizens to be happy. This drives them crazy. Many traitors threaten the underground city of Alpha Complex. Who's more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens?

THERE MAY BE A TEST, FOLLOWED BY POSSIBLE TERMINATION.

This all-new anthology introduces both new and returning citizens to the joys and rigors of PARANOIA. Five light-hearted stories feature backstabbing mutants, misprogrammed robots, and crazed firefights in the food vats.

THIS COLLECTION WILL HELP YOU BECOME LOYAL, INFORMED, AND LOYAL.

Several of these short, mayhem-filled tales feature characters from the PARANOIA novel line.
* "Rule Zero": Heroic Troubleshooters seeking a stolen helpbot (from Stay Alert) find the legendary Bot Graveyard.
* "Hay Fever": Efficiency auditor Clarence-Y meets his pet mouse, Ignatius (Traitor Hangout).
* "Data Exhaust": Watch the head of the Department of Threat Obfuscation (Reality Optional) try to leave his apartment.
* Plus "Market Research" and "Action Request" by Greg Ingber, and the history of PARANOIA.

STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!

The Computer says so, and -

THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND
A PARANOIA anthology edited by Allen Varney
(40,000 words - about 150 Kindle pages)

Based on the bestselling roleplaying game of fear and ignorance in a darkly satirical future, official PARANOIA novels and stories are now available as ebooks from Ultraviolet Books -- and they’re even for your security clearance. Prove your loyalty! By reading The Computer is Your Friend with casual confidence, you show you're comfortable under the security camera. No, don't look, it makes you seem jumpy.

PARANOIA STORIES ARE FUN. OTHER STORIES ARE NOT FUN. READ PARANOIA.

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CITIZEN! MANDATORY ORIENTATION STARTS HERE.

The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy. The Computer wants citizens to be happy. This drives them crazy. Many traitors threaten the underground city of Alpha Complex. Who's more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens?

THERE MAY BE A TEST, FOLLOWED BY POSSIBLE TERMINATION.

This all-new anthology introduces both new and returning citizens to the joys and rigors of PARANOIA. Five light-hearted stories feature backstabbing mutants, misprogrammed robots, and crazed firefights in the food vats.

THIS COLLECTION WILL HELP YOU BECOME LOYAL, INFORMED, AND LOYAL.

Several of these short, mayhem-filled tales feature characters from the PARANOIA novel line.
* "Rule Zero": Heroic Troubleshooters seeking a stolen helpbot (from Stay Alert) find the legendary Bot Graveyard.
* "Hay Fever": Efficiency auditor Clarence-Y meets his pet mouse, Ignatius (Traitor Hangout).
* "Data Exhaust": Watch the head of the Department of Threat Obfuscation (Reality Optional) try to leave his apartment.
* Plus "Market Research" and "Action Request" by Greg Ingber, and the history of PARANOIA.

STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!

The Computer says so, and -

THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND
A PARANOIA anthology edited by Allen Varney
(40,000 words - about 150 Kindle pages)

Based on the bestselling roleplaying game of fear and ignorance in a darkly satirical future, official PARANOIA novels and stories are now available as ebooks from Ultraviolet Books -- and they’re even for your security clearance. Prove your loyalty! By reading The Computer is Your Friend with casual confidence, you show you're comfortable under the security camera. No, don't look, it makes you seem jumpy.

PARANOIA STORIES ARE FUN. OTHER STORIES ARE NOT FUN. READ PARANOIA.

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PARANOIA T1 Stay Alert (The Troubleshooter Rules)

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EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY. IMMEDIATELY.

In the underground city of Alpha Complex, The Computer wants every citizen to have fun. If you're not having fun, The Computer will turn you into reactor shielding.

ATTENTION, TROUBLESHOOTERS. PLEASE RETURN THIS STOLEN HELPBOT TO ITS OWNER. THIS MISSION INVOLVES *NO* DEADLY WARFARE BETWEEN RIVAL CRIMINAL GANGS AND WILL BE LOTS OF FUN.

The Computer's elite service agents, the Troubleshooters, have fun delivering the helpbot to a sequence of murderous gangsters. It's not annoying or repetitious at all, no siree. ("You look like you’re about to shoot your teammate! Would you like help?")

IF YOU MEET DIFFICULTIES, SEEK HELP FROM YOUR FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS.

Team Leader Fletcher-R is about to have lots of fun learning about his teammates. He'll learn they're criminals themselves. Or they belong to traitorous secret societies. Or they’re betraying illegal mutant powers, usually while betraying illegal mutant teammates. Fun, fun, fun.

BEWARE! TRAITORS ARE EVERYWHERE!

High on an experimental alertness drug called Leery, Fletcher must complete his mission before the treacherous Troubleshooters discover his own mutation -- or his ever-changing criminal affiliations -- or his membership in the First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer -- in short, before Fletcher’s teammates find out HE’S a traitor. Fletcher is about to have more fun than anyone can stand.

STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!

Stay Alert - Book 1 of The Troubleshooter Rules trilogy by Allen Varney
(63,000 words - about 250 Kindle pages)

PARANOIA
Light-hearted stories of backstabbing, treachery, and Emergency Bathroom Break Requisition forms. Based on the bestselling roleplaying game of fear and ignorance in a darkly satirical future, official PARANOIA novels are now available as ebooks from Ultraviolet Books -- and they’re even for your security clearance.

If you like reading about repressed teenagers groping sparkly vampires, this book will touch you in the bad place. But if you like Philip K. Dick and think Survivor needs a higher body count, your friend The Computer requires you to enjoy PARANOIA.

PARANOIA NOVELS ARE FUN. OTHER NOVELS ARE NOT FUN. READ PARANOIA.

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EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY. IMMEDIATELY.

In the underground city of Alpha Complex, The Computer wants every citizen to have fun. If you're not having fun, The Computer will turn you into reactor shielding.

ATTENTION, TROUBLESHOOTERS. PLEASE RETURN THIS STOLEN HELPBOT TO ITS OWNER. THIS MISSION INVOLVES *NO* DEADLY WARFARE BETWEEN RIVAL CRIMINAL GANGS AND WILL BE LOTS OF FUN.

The Computer's elite service agents, the Troubleshooters, have fun delivering the helpbot to a sequence of murderous gangsters. It's not annoying or repetitious at all, no siree. ("You look like you’re about to shoot your teammate! Would you like help?")

IF YOU MEET DIFFICULTIES, SEEK HELP FROM YOUR FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS.

Team Leader Fletcher-R is about to have lots of fun learning about his teammates. He'll learn they're criminals themselves. Or they belong to traitorous secret societies. Or they’re betraying illegal mutant powers, usually while betraying illegal mutant teammates. Fun, fun, fun.

BEWARE! TRAITORS ARE EVERYWHERE!

High on an experimental alertness drug called Leery, Fletcher must complete his mission before the treacherous Troubleshooters discover his own mutation -- or his ever-changing criminal affiliations -- or his membership in the First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer -- in short, before Fletcher’s teammates find out HE’S a traitor. Fletcher is about to have more fun than anyone can stand.

STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!

Stay Alert - Book 1 of The Troubleshooter Rules trilogy by Allen Varney
(63,000 words - about 250 Kindle pages)

PARANOIA
Light-hearted stories of backstabbing, treachery, and Emergency Bathroom Break Requisition forms. Based on the bestselling roleplaying game of fear and ignorance in a darkly satirical future, official PARANOIA novels are now available as ebooks from Ultraviolet Books -- and they’re even for your security clearance.

If you like reading about repressed teenagers groping sparkly vampires, this book will touch you in the bad place. But if you like Philip K. Dick and think Survivor needs a higher body count, your friend The Computer requires you to enjoy PARANOIA.

PARANOIA NOVELS ARE FUN. OTHER NOVELS ARE NOT FUN. READ PARANOIA.

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Veiled Alliance (AD&D/Dark Sun Accessory DSR3) (DSR3, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, 2nd Edition, 2411)

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Disney: Epic Mickey

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Paranoia: The Little RED Book

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Designed for RED clearance players, The Little RED Book provides all the rules needed to play the Paranoia roleplaying game - and no more! Designed to be carried easily to gaming sessions, Game Masters can rest assured that the players only have access to material cleared for their security level, without the temptation to delve into the Ultraviolet parts of the main rulebook!

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Hidden Lore (Second Editon Screen and Lore)

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