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Cannibals
 DescriptionDeep in the mountain caves of Blair Long lurks a band of monsters - half-human creatures hideously mutated after generations of inbreeding. This is the dark secret of a remote Highland village - a secret kept safe until a local fisherman builds some holiday chalets to attract tourists. Then the shameful conspiracy of silence is shattered at last - as the horrendous creatures shamble from their lair to mutilate and kill the unsuspecting visitors.
The Island
 DescriptionIt's 1746 and the Laird of Ulver maroons his wife and four daughters on remote Ulver Island after she fails to give him a male heir on the fifth attempt. On the island, the youngest girl turns murderess, after meeting Satan himself in a cave. Modern day, and no one has lived on Ulver since a couple threw themselves onto the rocks in 1948. Frank Ingram is too busy mourning his wife, and moves in anyway. Life is hunky dory until a woman with her four daughters mysteriously arrive out of nowhere.
Vivisepulture
 DescriptionVivisepultureedited by Andy Remic & Wayne Simmons 5 STAR REVIEW: "The 22 stories themselves celebrate the weird in all its disturbing glory, some will shock while others may make you laugh but each one is a work of art and celebrates this often ignored sub-genre. There is quite an eclectic, quirky mix as you may expect from the range of differing styles and voices that make up the contributing authors; this keeps the interest level pretty much stratospheric throughout the collection." Welcome to our anthology, a collection of weird and bizarre tales of twisted imagination by Neal Asher, Tony Ballantyne, Eric Brown, Richard Ford, Ian Graham, Lee Harris, Colin Harvey, Vincent Holland-Keen, James Lovegrove, Gary McMahon, Stan Nicholls, Andy Remic, Jordan Reyne, Ian Sales, Steven Savile, Wayne Simmons, Guy N. Smith, Adrian Tchaikovsky, Jeffrey Thomas, Danie Ware, Ian Watson and Ian Whates. Artwork by Vincent Chong. The anthology is dedicated to the late Colin Harvey, with great affection. In the tradition of Poe, Kafka, Borges and H. G. Wells, this collection of weird stories are written with the primary drive of presenting twisted deviations of normality. Whether it's the deviant factory workers of Neal Asher's Plastipak™ Limited, the pus-oozing anti-cherub of Ian Graham's Rotten Cupid, the acid-snot disgorging freak of Andy Remic's SNOT, or Ian Watson's alternate zombie-crucifixion, each story will drag your organs up through your oesophagus and give your brain a chilli-fired beating. FOCUS ON - • WEIRD TALES • DISTURBING CONCEPTS • DEVIATED BLACK HUMOUR • NO GENRE LEFT UNGOUGED IF YOU LIKE VIVISEPULTURE, TRY - METAMORPHOSIS by FRANZ KAFKA COMPLETE TALES AND POEMS OF EDGAR ALLAN POE PERFUME by PATRICK SUSKIND LABYRINTHS by JORGE LUIS BORGES Vivisepulture is an EBOOK original anthology edited by Andy Remic and Wayne Simmons.
Fiend
 DescriptionThe slowly decaying corpse lay on the bed in the Kremlin. The icy silence of a news blackout lending a chilling unreality to an occasion of monumental significance. For the Russian leader is dead. A shape, blacker than the shadows; a thing that smelled of putrefacation and emanated a coldness beyond the iciness of the Siberian wastes. Lips screwed into a bestial snarl, eyes sunken and staring. Suddenly his powerful chest is heaving, drawing in breath and expelling it noisily, learning to breathe again. Learning to live again.
The Bro-Magnet (A Nice Guy Romance Novel)
 DescriptionWomen have been known to lament, "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride." For Johnny Smith, the problem is, "Always a Best Man, never a groom." At age 33, housepainter Johnny has been Best Man eight times. The ultimate man's man, Johnny loves the Mets, the Jets, his weekly poker game, and the hula girl lamp that hangs over his basement pool table. Johnny has the instant affection of nearly every man he meets, but one thing he doesn't have is a woman to share his life with, and he wants that desperately. When Johnny meets District Attorney Helen Troy, he decides to renounce his bro-magnet ways in order to impress her. With the aid and advice of his friends and family, soon he's transforming his wardrobe, buying throw pillows, ditching the hula girl lamp, getting a cat and even changing his name to the more mature-sounding John. And through it all, he's pretending to have no interest in sports, which Helen claims to abhor. As things heat up with Helen, the questions arise: Will Johnny finally get the girl? And, if he's successful in that pursuit, who will he be now that he's no longer really himself? THE BRO-MAGNET is a rollicking comedic novel about what one man is willing to give up for the sake of love.Women have been known to lament, "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride." For Johnny Smith, the problem is, "Always a Best Man, never a groom." At age 33, housepainter Johnny has been Best Man eight times. The ultimate man's man, Johnny loves the Mets, the Jets, his weekly poker game, and the hula girl lamp that hangs over his basement pool table. Johnny has the instant affection of nearly every man he meets, but one thing he doesn't have is a woman to share his life with, and he wants that desperately. When Johnny meets District Attorney Helen Troy, he decides to renounce his bro-magnet ways in order to impress her. With the aid and advice of his friends and family, soon he's transforming his wardrobe, buying throw pillows, ditching the hula girl lamp, getting a cat and even changing his name to the more mature-sounding John. And through it all, he's pretending to have no interest in sports, which Helen claims to abhor. As things heat up with Helen, the questions arise: Will Johnny finally get the girl? And, if he's successful in that pursuit, who will he be now that he's no longer really himself? THE BRO-MAGNET is a rollicking comedic novel about what one man is willing to give up for the sake of love. Smith Guy News
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Telegraph.co.ukNuggets Applying Pressure on Kobe, LakersEven in the Nuggets' win last night, they were teetering on the edge as JR Smith, Carmelo Anthony and Kenyon Martin picked up three unnecessary technicals in the fourth quarter, allowing the Lakers to make the game closer than it needed to be -- until 'Net reaction: Lakers vs. Nuggets, Game 4 Nuggets need big answers Nuggets rock Lakers 120-101 to square conference finals - Summary -
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Baltimore SunJamieson and Smith help Orangeman capture NCAA titleDan is a guy you have to defend so my guy slid up and Dan found me open in front of the crease and I just took a shot." It wasn't the only important goal of the game for Jamieson. Cornell held a 7-5 lead entering the fourth quarter and Big Red led 9-6 Syracuse repeats as national champs Crushing rally nets Syracuse 11th NCAA title Syracuse's Comeback for the Ages in National Championship Game -
Telegraph.co.ukBefore Deep ThroatAnd he told me about a guy who burned his palm, and about Donald Segretti (by name). And when he intimated over the entrée that the wrongdoing went further, I leaned back against the wall on my inside banquette and looked at him in frank astonishment. All The News Is Way Old